SEO experts not required

First off: I've been naughty - I haven't been writing enough posts … it's a combination of bloggers curse and a ton of work to do before I set off on a new adventure.

Be that as it may - my blog (and low traffic ranking) has attracted the attention of many-a-spammer/SEO "expert" trying to sell me links and all sorts of black hat bullshit; just in case I really give a crap about traffic.

To any/everyone thinking about posting messages/comments to this effect - kindly FUCK OFF!

That is all.